“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.” ~Edgar Allan Poe
(Source: schizophrenicdreams, via tokyosluts)
mom: oh be careful! the stove is hot
me: The stove is hot? The stove is hot? You have the entire English language, with its vast spectrum of adjectives to describe the stove and you settle for “hot”? You have done it a great disservice. The stove is far beyond beautiful. The stove is enamoring,…
(Source: madeagoestohell, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)